Warning: Adult Blogger Language, Dammit.
Brett: Yer shittin' me, right Joey? It's just a bunch of fuckin' head shots of dirty hayseeds...all sweaty an' shit. You probably just sold like 53000 fricken packs, why ya gotta lie to the good folks? I mean just look at this creepy fuck:
Emilo: Hey mang.
Lindy: I am so fuckin' done with this shit.
Jose: Dis version o' Topps is majestic, beautiful. Like a deep fly ball against a bright blue Florida sky.
JPA: Brett, I love you, but shut the hell up. That's not funny - guys gotta be on some Predator list or something. Besides, there is a quiet dignity to like, a third of the set maybe.
RA, in a "Dad" voice: Now JP, it's not that bad.
Joshe Thole: Yeah, RA! Besides, Brett is kind of funny, Mr. JP.
JPA: Shut up and carry my bags, rookie.
Raj, softly: But JP he's not even a rook--
Ricky: Rajai, shut the hell up or I'll shave the other half of your face.
Casey: Let's get back on topic, Ricky. Anyways, it's not that bad, you know - I mean look at me. Then again, I always look good. Is Sergio hurt yet?
Josh Johnson, AKA Grumpy Cat: NO
Melky: Thankyou fans!
Ricky: Who the fuck invited this guy? He doesn't even have the right hat on.
RA: I've never seen him before. Wait - weren't you on the Giants last year?
Jos-eh: No worry about him mang, he come with me, ju no walk off de Island! Brandon - sup wid dat stare of yooz?
Brandon: Too bright. Can't see a damn thing. Wait - what the hell happened to your eyebrow, Jose?
Raj, quietly: Yeah Jose, what happened?
Ricky: Raj, you're out of your element.
Colby: Hey guys, I just got here. Holy shit it's bright. Where's Anthony?
Anthony:
JPA: I think he's sleeping. With his eyes open.
Anthony: Soooo many hot babes at Spring Training. I want to be sent down to Dunedin.
Colby: That's what I like about Spring Training girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
LOL
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Whoa. That was fairly epic. And I'm not one who ever says epic.
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